More ponderings from my twisted mind tonight

I have to ask....did you listen to my yodel?

I ask because I am wondering if ANYONE listened to my yodel

and if I totally stink in yodeling so far

and if I just "think" I can sing, but I really can't

and if anyone is even paying attention!

and how many times I have just sat here while I really need to pee, I mean use the restroom.

and if this was an old trait that I've always had, or a new one that has sprouted, and if that is the case, how long ago did it sprout and why

and also, why am I still sitting here when I should really be in bed

and why is blogging so addictive

and why are reading other peoples blogs addictive

and are the above two questions really the same thing

and again, why am I sitting here when I have to be up early in the morning and I should really go hop in the shower

and oh, I could really use some chocolate right now. I would say pizza, but I already had pizza tonight. those of you that know me know that I could go on about pizza for days, and sometimes I do. sometimes you are tired of pizza when you have not even had pizza because I have talked about, dreamed about and drooled over pizza so much.

did I say I have to use the potty? I did? so what are we still doing here, then?